"That's how he greets you, he hugs you from behind." — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 28 April 2012 at 07:54 am UTC.

"If you were a horse, would you ride a horse?" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Friday 27 April 2012 at 04:50 am UTC.

Nyasha "I have a beautiful mind." Michael "Yea just no-one's seen it yet" — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 21 April 2012 at 09:19 am UTC.

"Someone tried to grope me the other day." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 21 April 2012 at 08:59 am UTC.

"I don't get affected by peoples words cos i've got the ego of a peacock." — alanchimws

1 comment. Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Sunday 25 March 2012 at 12:20 am UTC.

To shoeshine: "Your shirt feels amazing!" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 11 February 2012 at 03:33 am UTC.

"I cut my hair this morning and it keeps taking me by surprise." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 11 February 2012 at 03:28 am UTC.

"Pizza isn't food." — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 11 February 2012 at 03:26 am UTC.

"Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bebe gun." — writteninr3d

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 04 February 2012 at 09:45 am UTC.

"Oh no! The dog just farted, in my face!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 14 January 2012 at 09:50 am UTC.