"Phones are people too." — Kane Morris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Friday 24 August 2012 at 08:35 am UTC.

"So Michael, do you like it hot?" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Friday 24 August 2012 at 08:34 am UTC.

"I wonder if Eldorado will be in 3D?" - Me "Cartoon in 3D??" - Ben — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Thursday 26 July 2012 at 12:31 am UTC.

(While watching serious movie) "Oh that reminds me, I need to pluck my eyebrows." — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 21 July 2012 at 11:27 am UTC.

"I can't come to lunch today, i'll be busy ironing my shirts for tomoro." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Sunday 17 June 2012 at 01:35 pm UTC.

To me: "Remember those balls we used to play with?" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 09 June 2012 at 02:06 pm UTC.

"Speaking about living for free, my mate and I were talking about living for free!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 09 June 2012 at 02:05 pm UTC.

Michelle - "Go on the grass!" Nyasha - "No I don't do grass no more." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 09 June 2012 at 10:49 am UTC.

"Zumbies - zombies doing zumba" — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 09 June 2012 at 09:20 am UTC.

"I just can't fathom someone not being able to burp! It just feels so good!" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 09 June 2012 at 09:03 am UTC.

"I'm going to have some babies." — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 09 June 2012 at 08:52 am UTC.

"Oh those flies look good from a distance." (About a picture of flies getting it on) — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Thursday 31 May 2012 at 12:03 pm UTC.

"Oh I can't find my fly! I mean my mouse!" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Thursday 31 May 2012 at 12:01 pm UTC.

"It's really hard to sing when your crack's showing." — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Thursday 31 May 2012 at 11:40 am UTC.

"No more buying guitars." (Nek Minnit, in Rockshop...) "Guitars guitars guitars...whatever I do, stays in here." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 19 May 2012 at 02:10 am UTC.

"Arrgh! Gotta clean these germs from my nostrils!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 19 May 2012 at 02:08 am UTC.

Jo talking to Nyasha - "You're gonna have a black eye soon." Me - "It's not gonna show up on him." — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Friday 04 May 2012 at 01:03 pm UTC.

At end of Avengers movie: Me - "Who was that red guy at the end??" Nyasha - "Piccolo." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Tuesday 01 May 2012 at 12:01 pm UTC.

"I smelt armpit." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Tuesday 01 May 2012 at 08:05 am UTC.

"Just tell them you have explosive diarrhoea. They won't want you to come in to work incase you spread it round. It's the same with projectile vomiting." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 28 April 2012 at 07:59 am UTC.

"That's how he greets you, he hugs you from behind." — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 28 April 2012 at 07:54 am UTC.

"If you were a horse, would you ride a horse?" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Friday 27 April 2012 at 04:50 am UTC.

Nyasha "I have a beautiful mind." Michael "Yea just no-one's seen it yet" — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 21 April 2012 at 09:19 am UTC.

"Someone tried to grope me the other day." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 21 April 2012 at 08:59 am UTC.

"I don't get affected by peoples words cos i've got the ego of a peacock." — alanchimws

1 comment. Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Sunday 25 March 2012 at 12:20 am UTC.

To shoeshine: "Your shirt feels amazing!" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 11 February 2012 at 03:33 am UTC.

"I cut my hair this morning and it keeps taking me by surprise." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 11 February 2012 at 03:28 am UTC.

"Pizza isn't food." — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 11 February 2012 at 03:26 am UTC.

"Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bebe gun." — writteninr3d

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 04 February 2012 at 09:45 am UTC.

"Oh no! The dog just farted, in my face!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 14 January 2012 at 09:50 am UTC.

"I don't know much about cars. I just use it to get from point 1 to point B." — alanchimws

1 comment. Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 14 January 2012 at 09:49 am UTC.

Matt - "I am the master of relationships."

Mono - "And poo."
— Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Sunday 08 January 2012 at 12:38 am UTC.

Matt - "I did a poo this morning."

Mono - "The one you txted about?"
— Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Sunday 08 January 2012 at 12:26 am UTC.

"Everytime i see your face i just wanna stroke it." — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 07 January 2012 at 11:31 pm UTC.

"This is THE original sausage fest!" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 07 January 2012 at 11:25 pm UTC.

"Magneto, I adore you..." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Sunday 01 January 2012 at 10:33 am UTC.

Michael - "What's that smell?" Nyasha - "Armpit." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 06:51 am UTC.

"What's in your mouth? Is there anymore?" — mattcom

2 comments. Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 06:42 am UTC.

"Fuffy flurry things!" — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 06:38 am UTC.

Shoes - "One of the social algorithms is-" Mono - "Sit on my knee!" — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 06:37 am UTC.

Mono - "If friends were a game, you would start out like tommo and work your way up..." Shoes - "Through the bronze age." — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 06:35 am UTC.

"Overtime productive brain war!" — writteninr3d

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Monday 14 November 2011 at 12:41 am UTC.

Matt: "You can do recessions." Robbie: "Recessions?" Matt: "Yea, you know, when people go and recess their sins." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Sunday 28 November 2010 at 02:50 am UTC.

Michael - "I like the 3D-animation movies with the 2-level humour in it, like the stuff that kids find funny, but also other humour that adults find funny." Matt - "Like Borat." — mattcom

3 comments. Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Sunday 22 August 2010 at 09:49 am UTC.

"I don't just am. I don't just are." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Sunday 25 July 2010 at 08:54 am UTC.

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