"I wonder if Eldorado will be in 3D?" - Me "Cartoon in 3D??" - Ben — jimbobaleena
(While watching serious movie) "Oh that reminds me, I need to pluck my eyebrows." — Lady Jo
"I can't come to lunch today, i'll be busy ironing my shirts for tomoro." — alanchimws
To me: "Remember those balls we used to play with?" — alanchimws
"Speaking about living for free, my mate and I were talking about living for free!" — alanchimws
Michelle - "Go on the grass!" Nyasha - "No I don't do grass no more." — alanchimws
"I just can't fathom someone not being able to burp! It just feels so good!" — Lady Jo
"Oh those flies look good from a distance." (About a picture of flies getting it on) — Lady Jo
"It's really hard to sing when your crack's showing." — Lady Jo
"No more buying guitars." (Nek Minnit, in Rockshop...) "Guitars guitars guitars...whatever I do, stays in here." — alanchimws
"Arrgh! Gotta clean these germs from my nostrils!" — alanchimws
Jo talking to Nyasha - "You're gonna have a black eye soon." Me - "It's not gonna show up on him." — jimbobaleena
At end of Avengers movie: Me - "Who was that red guy at the end??" Nyasha - "Piccolo." — alanchimws
"Just tell them you have explosive diarrhoea. They won't want you to come in to work incase you spread it round. It's the same with projectile vomiting." — alanchimws
"That's how he greets you, he hugs you from behind." — jimbobaleena
Nyasha "I have a beautiful mind." Michael "Yea just no-one's seen it yet" — jimbobaleena
"I don't get affected by peoples words cos i've got the ego of a peacock." — alanchimws
"I cut my hair this morning and it keeps taking me by surprise." — shoeshine
"Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bebe gun." — writteninr3d
"I don't know much about cars. I just use it to get from point 1 to point B." — alanchimws
Matt - "I am the master of relationships."
Mono - "And poo." — Daniel Eggink
Matt - "I did a poo this morning."
Mono - "The one you txted about?" — Daniel Eggink
"Everytime i see your face i just wanna stroke it." — Daniel Eggink
Michael - "What's that smell?" Nyasha - "Armpit." — alanchimws
Shoes - "One of the social algorithms is-" Mono - "Sit on my knee!" — Daniel Eggink
Mono - "If friends were a game, you would start out like tommo and work your way up..." Shoes - "Through the bronze age." — shoeshine
Matt: "You can do recessions." Robbie: "Recessions?" Matt: "Yea, you know, when people go and recess their sins." — mattcom
Michael - "I like the 3D-animation movies with the 2-level humour in it, like the stuff that kids find funny, but also other humour that adults find funny." Matt - "Like Borat." — mattcom