"Oh those flies look good from a distance." (About a picture of flies getting it on) — Lady Jo
"It's really hard to sing when your crack's showing." — Lady Jo
"No more buying guitars." (Nek Minnit, in Rockshop...) "Guitars guitars guitars...whatever I do, stays in here." — alanchimws
"Arrgh! Gotta clean these germs from my nostrils!" — alanchimws
Jo talking to Nyasha - "You're gonna have a black eye soon." Me - "It's not gonna show up on him." — jimbobaleena
At end of Avengers movie: Me - "Who was that red guy at the end??" Nyasha - "Piccolo." — alanchimws
"Just tell them you have explosive diarrhoea. They won't want you to come in to work incase you spread it round. It's the same with projectile vomiting." — alanchimws