I'm trying to imagine on what planet there'd be a quote that goes "There's things Val doesn't talk about that you talk about". — tommo39
"I understand hope is an insane and terrible thing" — vanTalerie
"No one's gonna need the bathroom any time soon are they?" — Timit
"The tweeter that tweeted the tweet that twitter texted to me was a girl." — tommo39
Ben: "where's Paul?"
Shoeshine: "He's dancing naked in the other room." — shoeshine
"(to Paul) Would you like to go back to old times and sleep with me?" — tommo39
Josh: "Paul, this is a mixed flat. The girls will be up before you in the morning and they'll go into that room and they will think you're sleeping in here."
Shoeshine: "So take all your clothes off" — shoeshine