"Stephen's not here, so I can't drive him up the wall." — Alex Potanin
"I didn't mean that Stephen. I'm actually a nice person." — Kyle Chard
"I've had budgies, you wouldn't want them in your speedos" — stephen
(about African children) "They're expensive now. $1.50." — vipul
"It would be good if there were a website where you could enter your girlfriend's birthday and address, and it would deal with presents and everything. I would be willing to pay $10 a year for that. Birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day..." — Kyle Chard
"Quick, someone give me the smallest prime number less than the max integer size!" — Carlton Downey