"and right now I really have to dash, currently I am inside a mental hospital. ... Repairing their computer." — Comradepara
"I used to wear budgie-smugglers every day. It took me until I was 16 to work out that that was not what people normally wear to the beach." — Carlton Downey
Carlton: "The question is, is your shit better than my shit?" Alex: "We'll have to find out." — Carlton Downey
"(to Neil) Are you free tonight? ... late, tonight?" — Clinton Scott