"Now everybody's doing shots of my pasta sauce!" — Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarqwandor on Friday 08 April 2011 at 01:25 pm UTC.

via text in response to sport: "Sadly I cannot didn't u realise it's carols by candlelight tonight and yes that's the gayest message I have ever sent" — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarhugh on Wednesday 16 December 2009 at 12:10 am UTC.

"I'm sticky" — Clare Lenihan

1 comment. Quoted by avatarvipul on Friday 16 October 2009 at 08:58 am UTC.

"I have a sheep on my desktop because I'm baaaaaaad" — hugh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarvipul on Friday 16 October 2009 at 08:57 am UTC.

Stephen: "if you assume no central server and no direct tcp, then what?" lorne: "if you assume an orange is playing Beethoven on a monkey then what?" Stephen: "sweet, furry navels that sound good?" — stephen

1 comment. Quoted by avatarqwandor on Thursday 15 October 2009 at 11:53 pm UTC.

"(2 days before honours is due) I should put my results in ..." — hugh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarvipul on Wednesday 14 October 2009 at 09:03 am UTC.

"It looked hilarious when he went down there" — richard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarhugh on Monday 12 October 2009 at 07:23 am UTC.

"If you were down there, I wouldn't go down there" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarhugh on Monday 12 October 2009 at 07:22 am UTC.

Everytime somebody writes "psuedocode" in their report, they must replace it with make-believe code — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarhugh on Monday 12 October 2009 at 07:14 am UTC.

"You guys are mental you know that? You're going to come out of this place needing to go to an asylum." — David Pearce

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarvipul on Tuesday 06 October 2009 at 04:09 am UTC.

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