Josh: "So we could just believe that ants are taking over the world with their special nuclear honey."
Paul: "Ants don't make honey."
Josh: "Oh that's bees! Sorry, my bad" — tommo39
"See the problem with conspiracy theories is they make everything so complicated, it's much simpler to just believe stuff." — shoeshine
"Ah but how do you know that this is Gisborne, and maybe it's Palmy except it disguised itself as Gisborne and the other one is actually Gisborne and not Palmy" — tommo39
Josh: "And that's Friar Tuck"
Paul: "He's naughty, cause he spanked her bum" — Paul McConachy
"The llama is a cross between a donkey and a sheep. Can you see the resemblance?" — tommo39
"And then Osama Bin Laden, he was over here. And he got the sheep to attack George Bush." — tommo39
"you see, this is the only place in the world where people build a wall using a recreational swimming pool" — tommo39
Josh: "So Shoeshine, what do you think of Gisborne?"
Paul: "Hey, what do you think of this?" (camera turns to Paul's creation)
Shoeshine: "Hey, back to me! I'm important!" — shoeshine
"Ah, now you see, Blaketopia is actually just the republicisized international local version of... South Africa" — tommo39