"In contrast to that, don't worry too much about the future, cause it hasn't happened yet." — shoeshine
"See that, that is Natasha Bedingfield, and that is Daniel Bedingfield without a head" — writteninr3d
Shirley: "If someone was interested in knowing more about God, what would you say to them?"
Josh: "read the book of leviticus" — tommo39
Shoeshine: "Trust the English one, ay?"
Josh: "No, never trust English people" — tommo39
Shoeshine: "Josh"
Josh: "Yes?"
Shoeshine: "There is no donkey language"
Josh: "How do you know?"
Paul: "Yeah, how do you know?" — shoeshine
"The place of no return see, cause we're gonna close the door, and then there'll be no return." — tommo39
"Aah, I'm falling into the recreational swimming pool!" — tommo39
Paul: "you guys are all crazy"
Josh: "you're the one making a pyramid out of a donkey" — tommo39
"oh, and there's a beach. And that's really cool, cause we like, live in Palmy, and there's no water" — shoeshine
Josh: "So we could just believe that ants are taking over the world with their special nuclear honey."
Paul: "Ants don't make honey."
Josh: "Oh that's bees! Sorry, my bad" — tommo39
"See the problem with conspiracy theories is they make everything so complicated, it's much simpler to just believe stuff." — shoeshine
"Ah but how do you know that this is Gisborne, and maybe it's Palmy except it disguised itself as Gisborne and the other one is actually Gisborne and not Palmy" — tommo39
Josh: "And that's Friar Tuck"
Paul: "He's naughty, cause he spanked her bum" — Paul McConachy
"The llama is a cross between a donkey and a sheep. Can you see the resemblance?" — tommo39
"And then Osama Bin Laden, he was over here. And he got the sheep to attack George Bush." — tommo39
"you see, this is the only place in the world where people build a wall using a recreational swimming pool" — tommo39
Josh: "So Shoeshine, what do you think of Gisborne?"
Paul: "Hey, what do you think of this?" (camera turns to Paul's creation)
Shoeshine: "Hey, back to me! I'm important!" — shoeshine
"Ah, now you see, Blaketopia is actually just the republicisized international local version of... South Africa" — tommo39
Shirley: "So what's your favourite food, what do you like to eat?"
Josh: "Lasagne!"
Shoeshine: "Pizza!"
Ben: "Chocolate!
Paul: "Yeah, I think a mix..." — Paul McConachy
Paul: "Anyway, I think you should get Shoeshine to do the funny thing"
Josh: "Shoeshine, do something funny"
Shoeshine: "Josh, take the seat" — shoeshine
Paul: "The cat has something to say. Lick my finger."
Shoeshine: "Hey the cat's upstaged me"
Josh: "I'll lick your finger Paul" — tommo39
Josh: "We apologise for Shoeshine talking"
Paul: "Sorry, we want you to do it all in sign language" — Paul McConachy
Shirley: "How did you get the band name Cubed?"
Paul: "Every other name was taken wasn't it?" — Paul McConachy
Shirley: "How did you avoid getting into the alcohol and drugs then?"
Shoeshine: "We just didn't know the right people" — shoeshine
"I usually focus on one thing, and then... (turns around) ooh" — Paul McConachy
Shoeshine: "Obviously we can't speak from experience cause we haven't done the drugs and alcohol"
Josh: "We can't afford them" — tommo39
Ben: "To answer the original question, you can find happiness outside of alcohol and drugs"
Shoeshine: "What, and you can't find it in them?" — shoeshine
(holding up one of the Kings of Orient figurines) Josh: "And then this person over here... who the heck is that?"
Paul: "It looks like a gorilla" — Paul McConachy
(holding up a baby Jesus figurine) "This is Michael. And he's a... he's a pig" — tommo39
Josh: "I think that Shoeshine's pretty good looking" Paul: "hahahahaha" Shoeshine: "Thanks for the vote of confidence Paul" — Paul McConachy