"Pizza isn't food." — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 11 February 2012 at 03:26 am UTC in Palmy Peeps.

"Josh: What are you putting in your sandwiches? Shoeshine: Avocado and chili paste." — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 05 February 2012 at 08:00 am UTC in Pemberley.

"Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bebe gun." — writteninr3d

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 04 February 2012 at 09:45 am UTC in Palmy Peeps.

"Lasagna kind of layered onion bun" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 22 January 2012 at 01:13 am UTC in Pemberley.

"Oh no! The dog just farted, in my face!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 14 January 2012 at 09:50 am UTC in Palmy Peeps.

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