"Shoes: It's on the back of an email from Uncle Dave Tommo: I don't have an Uncle Dave Shoes: It's addressed to Ian Thompson (passes paper across) Tommo: Oh, I do have an Uncle Dave!!!" — tommo39
"Did you see Desperate Housewives last night? It was quite touching." — alanchimws
"It's a pity New Zealand doesn't have malaria..." — alanchimws