"This is a UHF coathanger" (when attempting to tune our TV to prime) — mattcom
"Then you'd have black and white and you could make a piano out of rice." — tommo39
"Could you have possibly made this anymore impossible!?!" — Jeremy
"Yale: Its... ITS WORKING!!! Me:BUUUUAAAAAA!!! Yale: BUUUUAAAAAA!!! Me:BUUUUAAAAAA!!! Yale: BUUUUAAAAAA!!! Me:BUUUUAAAAAAaaaaaa...." — Yale.