Joey: "What would Lisa be if she wasn't blond?"
Hayden: "...she would be more brunette..."
— Hayden Simmonds

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(in really serious voice) "Tonight on night night...." — Hayden Simmonds

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(discussing cross-country running) "Did you run on feet?" — Hayden Simmonds

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Lisa: "You had to check yourself out?"
Hayden: "Yeah, I had to see how cute I was."
— Hayden Simmonds

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"How do you make holy water?" — Hayden Simmonds

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Joey: "I better tell these people."
Hayden heard: "Chinese funeral?"
— Hayden Simmonds

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"...they're not girly girls because they put their hands up people's bums." — Hayden Simmonds

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"My butt is running out." — Hayden Simmonds

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"I better write these down in the quote book before I remember." — Hayden Simmonds

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"Isn't stainless steel just a different type of plastic?" — Hayden Simmonds

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Lisa [to Joey]: "Did you secretly marry me?"
Lisa [to Hayden]: "Honey?" (as he walks in with a pot of honey)
Hayden: "Yes dear?"
— Hayden Simmonds

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"We could create a life size model universe." — Hayden Simmonds

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Joey: "Sign language..."
Hayden: "Oh! You mean hand language!?!?"
— Hayden Simmonds

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[to Lisa] "You should put this on to see how revealing it is." — Hayden Simmonds

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"You can teach a fish to swim, but you can't eat the fish." [Wise sayings from Hayden] — Hayden Simmonds

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[Lisa's bum accidentally touches Hayden's bum while everyone is in the kitchen]
Lisa: "Ahhhh I don't wanna touch your bum."
Hayden: "Well don''t touch it then."
— Hayden Simmonds

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[referring to Lisa] "She puts 'n' in front of things where its redundant. Like news." — Hayden Simmonds

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[referring to lasagne] "Are you putting cardboard in these?" — Hayden Simmonds

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"Saving is fun cause Hayden is fun." — Hayden Simmonds

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"I wish I knew a language." — Hayden Simmonds

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"Labour day is not even a day, is it?" — Hayden Simmonds

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"I don't believe in meat." — Hayden Simmonds

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"Why's the freezer pumping out lots of coldness?" — Hayden Simmonds

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Grace: "Do you sleepwalk?"
Hayden: "Do I see pork?"
— Hayden Simmonds

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