Joey: "What would Lisa be if she wasn't blond?" Hayden: "...she would be more brunette..." — Hayden Simmonds
jimbobaleena(in really serious voice) "Tonight on night night...." — Hayden Simmonds
(discussing cross-country running) "Did you run on feet?" — Hayden Simmonds
Lisa: "You had to check yourself out?" Hayden: "Yeah, I had to see how cute I was." — Hayden Simmonds
Joey: "I better tell these people." Hayden heard: "Chinese funeral?" — Hayden Simmonds
"...they're not girly girls because they put their hands up people's bums." — Hayden Simmonds
"I better write these down in the quote book before I remember." — Hayden Simmonds
"Isn't stainless steel just a different type of plastic?" — Hayden Simmonds
Lisa [to Joey]: "Did you secretly marry me?" Lisa [to Hayden]: "Honey?" (as he walks in with a pot of honey) Hayden: "Yes dear?" — Hayden Simmonds
"We could create a life size model universe." — Hayden Simmonds
Joey: "Sign language..." Hayden: "Oh! You mean hand language!?!?" — Hayden Simmonds
[to Lisa] "You should put this on to see how revealing it is." — Hayden Simmonds
"You can teach a fish to swim, but you can't eat the fish." [Wise sayings from Hayden] — Hayden Simmonds
[Lisa's bum accidentally touches Hayden's bum while everyone is in the kitchen] Lisa: "Ahhhh I don't wanna touch your bum." Hayden: "Well don''t touch it then." — Hayden Simmonds
[referring to Lisa] "She puts 'n' in front of things where its redundant. Like news." — Hayden Simmonds
[referring to lasagne] "Are you putting cardboard in these?" — Hayden Simmonds
"Why's the freezer pumping out lots of coldness?" — Hayden Simmonds
Grace: "Do you sleepwalk?" Hayden: "Do I see pork?" — Hayden Simmonds