"I saw it on the brochure, I saw it on facebook, and I saw it in the email and I was like, uh-oh that is so not happening." — Lisa Bevan

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[Lisa and Hayden watching Evan Almighty on TV. As the animals were walking two by two onto the ark in anticipation of the flood] "What about the fish?" — Lisa Bevan

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"Wouldn't it be great to be a bird right now. Cause right now they're be thinking hmm worms." — Lisa Bevan

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[In regards to ecoli]
Hannah: "I take a piece of you with me everywhere I go."
Lisa: "And I leave a piece of you behind every time I go."
— Lisa Bevan

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"That is the answer to all life's solutions." — Lisa Bevan

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"If the world was made of chocolate you could eat the broken chair...ew but it will have heaps of fart particles in it. And if you sat on it you would warm it up and make a bum mold." — Lisa Bevan

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"Hello, where did you come from?" - to the hotwater bottle [unborn child] she was sitting on - "unexpected pregnancy." — Lisa Bevan

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Proactive Solution Advert: "Are you frustrated with your face?" — Lisa Bevan

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Hannah: "How do you pronounce this?"
Lisa: "What, bumcatcher?"
— Lisa Bevan

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"We need 2 people to hold this turd. We make a good turd together Hannah, well, Stephanie's always told me I'm a bum." — Lisa Bevan

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