(Spontaneously made up a song for MJ, to the tune of "Dude looks like a lady") sings "Do it on the table." — Lisa Bevan

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"What's that big light in the sky? Ah, it's the moon!" — Lisa Bevan

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(to Joey) "You can't do an autopsy on yourself - he could be dead - he could have a dead soul." — Lisa Bevan

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Joey to Lisa: "That's some nice glasses." Hayden: "What! - just take away the g & the l." Lisa: "What - gases?" — Lisa Bevan

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(in regards to a headlamp) "It's like a G-string on your head!" — Lisa Bevan

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"That was my stomach, not me." — Lisa Bevan

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"This water tastes like bacon." — Lisa Bevan

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Joey: "The sign language guy got 18,000 hits on facebook." Lisa: "What does he do?" — Lisa Bevan

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Hayden [to Joey]: "Does your button work?" Lisa heard: Does your butt work?" — Lisa Bevan

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TVNZ: "This is a bag of carrots! It is not an insignificant bag of carrots....!" — Lisa Bevan

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