"Now everybody's doing shots of my pasta sauce!" — Chris Andreae
qwandor"Why do your pants smell like Italian cooking? I have a personal cologne, I call it Pizza. Pizza, the new fragrance from qwandor." — Chris Andreae
Andrew Childs"I do have SSH keys, they have passphrases, but apparently it... does it on the tty." — Chris Andreae
Chris: "I heard something that vaguely rhymes with that." lorne: "What rhymes with metamorphosise?" Chris: "It doesn't sound like that at all actually." — Chris Andreae
"Try taking a domestic chicken into a forest." — Chris Andreae
"Git is simple the way that organic chemistry is simple, in that it is all carbons, hydrogens and oxygens." — Chris Andreae
"Some companies have Friday afternoon drinks. We have Friday afternoon arguing-about-authentication-schemes." — Chris Andreae
"Many people, such as this one (points at lorne)..." — Chris Andreae
"If you add enough eggs you get mayonaise, but it doesn't really count. Objective C++ is like mayonaise." — Chris Andreae
"...trolling public transport with my arse..." — Chris Andreae
thesquib"I'm not sure what it's called when you upset people by making an offensive smell." — Chris Andreae
"If we were going to just stick to the letter of the law, we should do it everywhere, and do a proper half-arsed job." — Chris Andreae
Donald: "I have a new device for Chris James to port to." Chris: "Your pants?" — Chris Andreae
memphis-stereo"(while drunk) They expect you to pull things out of your ass, so get your hand in there and grab." — Chris Andreae
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