(Spontaneously made up a song for MJ, to the tune of "Dude looks like a lady") sings "Do it on the table." — Lisa Bevan
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"We should do some cramping (krumping)." — Joey Huang
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"What's that big light in the sky? Ah, it's the moon!" — Lisa Bevan
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Joey: "What would Lisa be if she wasn't blond?" Hayden: "...she would be more brunette..." — Hayden Simmonds
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(in really serious voice) "Tonight on night night...." — Hayden Simmonds
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(to Joey) "You can't do an autopsy on yourself - he could be dead - he could have a dead soul." — Lisa Bevan
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Joey to Lisa: "That's some nice glasses." Hayden: "What! - just take away the g & the l." Lisa: "What - gases?" — Lisa Bevan
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(in regards to a headlamp) "It's like a G-string on your head!" — Lisa Bevan
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Joey is struggling with a piece of Hayden's car. MJ: "Do you need someone to hold?" — Matthew
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Lisa: "Do you remember.........(silence)" Daniel: "Do you remember?" — Smiley
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"That was my stomach, not me." — Lisa Bevan
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(discussing cross-country running) "Did you run on feet?" — Hayden Simmonds
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Lisa: "You had to check yourself out?" Hayden: "Yeah, I had to see how cute I was." — Hayden Simmonds
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"This water tastes like bacon." — Lisa Bevan
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"How do you make holy water?" — Hayden Simmonds
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Joey: "I better tell these people." Hayden heard: "Chinese funeral?" — Hayden Simmonds
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Lisa: "Fiona Smith added me as a friend." Hayden heard: "Is a slow cooker your friend?" MJ heard: "You slow cooked a friend?" — Matthew
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"Two birds for a stone." — Joey Huang
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"...they're not girly girls because they put their hands up people's bums." — Hayden Simmonds
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"My butt is running out." — Hayden Simmonds
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Hayden: "Like Grand Theft Auto." MJ: "What? Grab their daughters?" — Matthew
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"My skin gets so smooth under the moonlight. (He turns into a supermodel under moonlight)" — Joey Huang
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"I better write these down in the quote book before I remember." — Hayden Simmonds
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"You can't stop living without dying." — Matthew
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Joey: "Do you wanna go shopping at 1am?" Daniel: "Is that 1am in the afternoon?" — Smiley
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"Isn't stainless steel just a different type of plastic?" — Hayden Simmonds
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Lisa [to Joey]: "Did you secretly marry me?" Lisa [to Hayden]: "Honey?" (as he walks in with a pot of honey) Hayden: "Yes dear?" — Hayden Simmonds
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Joey: "The sign language guy got 18,000 hits on facebook." Lisa: "What does he do?" — Lisa Bevan
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Hayden [to Joey]: "Does your button work?" Lisa heard: Does your butt work?" — Lisa Bevan
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"Lisa's not here 10 days a week." — Joey Huang
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"Advice from the bubble master:be 20cm away from the bubble wandavoid the snakesing to your bubble" — Matthew
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"We could create a life size model universe." — Hayden Simmonds
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[while blowing bubbles] "Ohh, that's Mr Finkle Winkle." — Matthew
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"Have you tried breathing in?" — Joey Huang
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Joey: "Sign language..." Hayden: "Oh! You mean hand language!?!?" — Hayden Simmonds
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[Of Joey's computer mouse] "It would be a cordless mouse, except it has a cord attached." — Hannah Murphy
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TVNZ: "This is a bag of carrots! It is not an insignificant bag of carrots....!" — Lisa Bevan
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"Ohh Grace is straight out, that's not a chinese thing...[Grace is korean]" — Lisa Bevan
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"How do you make a turd out of a lolly cake?" — Joey Huang
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"I look like a man." — Lisa Bevan
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[to Joey] "Let's not tie the knot together." — Lisa Bevan
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[to Joey] "Hey we should do naughty things in Hayden's room & take photos of them, and then show them to Hayden." — Lisa Bevan
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"Arrhg! ...I mean, whoop!" — Lisa Bevan
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Lisa: "Technology is like sheep." [later, when quoted by Joey] Daniel: "Techno Jesus likes sheep." — Lisa Bevan
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"Hayden, do you have smooth succulent skin?" — Lisa Bevan
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"Real friends are tazor free friends." — Smiley
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[to Hayden] "Do you want wedgies? I mean wedges!!" — Lisa Bevan
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[to Lisa] "You should put this on to see how revealing it is." — Hayden Simmonds
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Hayden: [as he is applying his chapstick] "I get dry lips." MJ: "You could get someone to moisten your lips for you." — Matthew
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[of her toastie filled with baked beans] "It's squeezing out the back door." — Lisa Bevan
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"You can teach a fish to swim, but you can't eat the fish." [Wise sayings from Hayden] — Hayden Simmonds
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"That's not rigor mortis, it's flop-a-mortis." — Lisa Bevan
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Lisa: "I think Daniel's got too much on his boat." Hayden: "I think you mean too much on his plate." — Lisa Bevan
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Lisa: "I can't sleep without Rikki..." Hayden: "What!" Lisa: "I said I can't sleep without Rikki...[tick tock tick tock] Ahhhh woops, that's not what I meant." — Lisa Bevan
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[Lisa's bum accidentally touches Hayden's bum while everyone is in the kitchen] Lisa: "Ahhhh I don't wanna touch your bum." Hayden: "Well don''t touch it then." — Hayden Simmonds
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"We should move the TV in that corner, except you would get the glare from the sun at night." — Lisa Bevan
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"I'm going to get someone to write my bibliography." — Lisa Bevan
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Joey: "Party like it's 1889." Lisa: "What! When I was born!" [seconds later after realising her mistake] Lisa: "I thought you said 1989, so I could party like a foetus." — Lisa Bevan
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[Pointing at theology book] "What's the Ology? Study of the?" — Joey Huang
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[referring to Lisa] "She puts 'n' in front of things where its redundant. Like news." — Hayden Simmonds
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[Daniel walks purposefully down the drive] MJ: "Look, Daniel's going to kill someone." Lisa: "What, really?" — Lisa Bevan
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Hayden: "If you were an apple, you'd be delicious." MJ: "If you were an apple, you'd be in my mouth." — Matthew
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MJ: "The people of All Saints who organize stuff don't even know what's going on." Lisa: "Does that include yourself? You organize some stuff." MJ: "I don't know." Lisa: "Point proven." — Matthew
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"Hayden, you've gotta turn that fence into a brick." — Lisa Bevan
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"Don't sit on a fence, make it into a wall. It's more comfortable." — Smiley
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"Was that a mad tinkle? Twinkle!" — Smiley
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"Is the chicken still dead?" — Matthew
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"Your face never leaves you." — Lisa Bevan
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Hayden: "Hey we should make a story based on words." Lisa: "Whoop, whoop, etc." — Lisa Bevan
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"Have you ever shaved your head off?" — Lisa Bevan
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"I saw it on the brochure, I saw it on facebook, and I saw it in the email and I was like, uh-oh that is so not happening." — Lisa Bevan
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[referring to lasagne] "Are you putting cardboard in these?" — Hayden Simmonds
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"Saving is fun cause Hayden is fun." — Hayden Simmonds
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[Lisa and Hayden watching Evan Almighty on TV. As the animals were walking two by two onto the ark in anticipation of the flood] "What about the fish?" — Lisa Bevan
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"[Gets finger stuck in rolled up poster]" — Hannah Gloyne
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"Wouldn't it be great to be a bird right now. Cause right now they're be thinking hmm worms." — Lisa Bevan
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[In regards to ecoli] Hannah: "I take a piece of you with me everywhere I go." Lisa: "And I leave a piece of you behind every time I go." — Lisa Bevan
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"That is the answer to all life's solutions." — Lisa Bevan
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"Apparently I shrink up to 3m in a day." — Hannah Gloyne
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[Rhymes by Gracie] "Apparently you need it for green curry, but I don't know why, I've never made it, but I'll try." — Grace Kim
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"I wish I knew a language." — Hayden Simmonds
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"If the world was made of chocolate you could eat the broken chair...ew but it will have heaps of fart particles in it. And if you sat on it you would warm it up and make a bum mold." — Lisa Bevan
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"Labour day is not even a day, is it?" — Hayden Simmonds
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"Is the internet faster if you plug it in?" — Grace Kim
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[Gets her finger stuck in tweezer handle] "Oh come on!" — Hannah Gloyne
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"Hello, where did you come from?" - to the hotwater bottle [unborn child] she was sitting on - "unexpected pregnancy." — Lisa Bevan
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Proactive Solution Advert: "Are you frustrated with your face?" — Lisa Bevan
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Hannah: "How do you pronounce this?" Lisa: "What, bumcatcher?" — Lisa Bevan
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"We need 2 people to hold this turd. We make a good turd together Hannah, well, Stephanie's always told me I'm a bum." — Lisa Bevan
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"We could eat it on paper towels, then we'll end up eating it with bits of paper in it, then we'll just end up eating our hands." — Lisa Bevan
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"I don't believe in meat." — Hayden Simmonds
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"Why's the freezer pumping out lots of coldness?" — Hayden Simmonds
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Grace: "Do you sleepwalk?" Hayden: "Do I see pork?" — Hayden Simmonds
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"I'll show you how to deal with guys who come when I'm not here. Open the door and...kick them where it hurts!" — Thomas Duxfield
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"I'm not worrying, I am brainstorming!" — Hannah Murphy
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"I'll jump in the wibble! I mean, middle!" — Grace Kim
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Gloyne: "What other pretty picture can I draw?" Grace: "Your teat...Teeth! I mean teeth!" — Grace Kim
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"[Gets finger stuck in hair clip]" — Hannah Gloyne
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[Gloyne lost her phone, Lisa's txt to it once she found it] "We found ur fone, i hav it at the mo." — Lisa Bevan
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[Gets finger stuck in baking paper roll] "I got my finger stuck in my button hole." — Hannah Gloyne
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"Hey we can make small omlettes and call them omlETTES." — Lisa Bevan
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"How much egg do you want? A whole one?" — Hannah Gloyne
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[talking about the Cadbury gorilla] "He reminds me of my dad." — Hannah Murphy
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[in regards to small biscuits] "Hey! We can call them biskettes!" — Lisa Bevan
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"I'm surprised the penguins are so big...they are so much smaller on the box." — Hannah Murphy
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Hannahs: "Hey Hannah"; "Hey Hannah". — Hannah Murphy
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"I'm sure there's maturity somewhere." — Lisa Bevan
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"I would rather grate flesh than plastic." — Lisa Bevan
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"Is the French Horn Spanish?" — Hannah Gloyne
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Lisa: "He was playing a ukelele." Murph: "While he was driving?" — Hannah Murphy
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Gloynage: "Hannah gave me her glasses to chop the onions with." Lisa: "How did you chop the onions with the glasses?" — Lisa Bevan
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"When we put it in the fridge, it always gets cold." — Hannah Murphy
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"I am doing my essay on constipation...my dog, Barkley, once had constipation..." — Hannah Gloyne
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Jamie: "It's lucky it didn't rain..." Murph: "I think they make jugs waterproof." — Hannah Murphy
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Murph: "How often does the moon occur?" Lisa: "Once a month." — Lisa Bevan
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