"Simon: There was a very pregnant pause Tim: does that mean there was another pause? Simon: a menopause?" — simon_w

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Thursday 24 March 2011 at 05:14 am UTC in VUWCU.

"You know, you should really try quoting me." — simon_w

1 comment. Quoted by avatarSimeon.W on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 07:17 am UTC in Scots College.

"[While looking at his phone] That's not my beautiful stapler!" — simon_w

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Tuesday 30 June 2009 at 04:31 am UTC in Scots College.

"Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid." — simon_w

1 comment. Quoted by avataryomcat on Sunday 07 June 2009 at 09:10 am UTC in All Saints.

Jack: "Who wants to hear about my week" Simon: "Nah" — simon_w

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:38 am UTC in Unit 126.

"Just get back into bed" — simon_w

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:27 am UTC in Unit 126.

"Where's my spleen? I want to grab it." — simon_w

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:27 am UTC in Unit 126.