"COD4? But what are you going to do with your old CPU?" — Paul McConachy
Josh: "And that's Friar Tuck"
Paul: "He's naughty, cause he spanked her bum" — Paul McConachy
Shirley: "So what's your favourite food, what do you like to eat?"
Josh: "Lasagne!"
Shoeshine: "Pizza!"
Ben: "Chocolate!
Paul: "Yeah, I think a mix..." — Paul McConachy
Josh: "We apologise for Shoeshine talking"
Paul: "Sorry, we want you to do it all in sign language" — Paul McConachy
Shirley: "How did you get the band name Cubed?"
Paul: "Every other name was taken wasn't it?" — Paul McConachy
"I usually focus on one thing, and then... (turns around) ooh" — Paul McConachy
(holding up one of the Kings of Orient figurines) Josh: "And then this person over here... who the heck is that?"
Paul: "It looks like a gorilla" — Paul McConachy
Josh: "I think that Shoeshine's pretty good looking" Paul: "hahahahaha" Shoeshine: "Thanks for the vote of confidence Paul" — Paul McConachy
"I have to get up fifteen minutes early to get through the stuff on my floor." — Paul McConachy
"If at first you don't succeed, try try try again... With another girl. " — Paul McConachy