"I was about to say something insightful and wisdomly" — mattcom
"invite her round, it'll be a friendly thing with the three of us and we won't kiss her 'til the end." — mattcom
"Because it makes me sound up myself and I'm really quite humble." (complaining about me adding quotes logged in as him.) — mattcom
"I don't have your base instincts. I'm not like a caveman running after a mammoth taking a bite every now and then" — mattcom
"What are Daniel Collis' boxers doing in our hallway?" — shoeshine