"I wish I knew a language." — Hayden Simmonds

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"If the world was made of chocolate you could eat the broken chair...ew but it will have heaps of fart particles in it. And if you sat on it you would warm it up and make a bum mold." — Lisa Bevan

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"Labour day is not even a day, is it?" — Hayden Simmonds

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"Is the internet faster if you plug it in?" — Grace Kim

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[Gets her finger stuck in tweezer handle] "Oh come on!" — Hannah Gloyne

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"Hello, where did you come from?" - to the hotwater bottle [unborn child] she was sitting on - "unexpected pregnancy." — Lisa Bevan

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Proactive Solution Advert: "Are you frustrated with your face?" — Lisa Bevan

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Hannah: "How do you pronounce this?" Lisa: "What, bumcatcher?" — Lisa Bevan

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"We need 2 people to hold this turd. We make a good turd together Hannah, well, Stephanie's always told me I'm a bum." — Lisa Bevan

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"We could eat it on paper towels, then we'll end up eating it with bits of paper in it, then we'll just end up eating our hands." — Lisa Bevan

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