"You can teach a fish to swim, but you can't eat the fish." [Wise sayings from Hayden] — Hayden Simmonds

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"That's not rigor mortis, it's flop-a-mortis." — Lisa Bevan

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Lisa: "I think Daniel's got too much on his boat." Hayden: "I think you mean too much on his plate." — Lisa Bevan

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Lisa: "I can't sleep without Rikki..." Hayden: "What!" Lisa: "I said I can't sleep without Rikki...[tick tock tick tock] Ahhhh woops, that's not what I meant." — Lisa Bevan

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[Lisa's bum accidentally touches Hayden's bum while everyone is in the kitchen] Lisa: "Ahhhh I don't wanna touch your bum." Hayden: "Well don''t touch it then." — Hayden Simmonds

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"We should move the TV in that corner, except you would get the glare from the sun at night." — Lisa Bevan

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"I'm going to get someone to write my bibliography." — Lisa Bevan

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Joey: "Party like it's 1889." Lisa: "What! When I was born!" [seconds later after realising her mistake] Lisa: "I thought you said 1989, so I could party like a foetus." — Lisa Bevan

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[Pointing at theology book] "What's the Ology? Study of the?" — Joey Huang

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[referring to Lisa] "She puts 'n' in front of things where its redundant. Like news." — Hayden Simmonds

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