"Do you want me to take your clothes off?" — Chris
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Shoeshine: "You should so name your daughter Beauty." Tommo: "And your son Beast!" — tommo39
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"I should probably take my pants off again." — shoeshine
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"Oh look, there's my phone! That's what happens when you fling lard." — tommo39
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"You can't have a heart to heart with clothes on!" — shoeshine
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"I don't take drugs, doesn't mean I don't inhale them when I get the chance. " — tommo39
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"Did you just spoon with your fork?" — shoeshine
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"Man this poo is disgusting! Where's the poo scraper?" — tommo39
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"This guy's not letting me turn straight!" — jimbobaleena
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"I propose your face and your mum get punches" — shoeshine
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"I was thinking of drawing a face on my knee and asking it for a kiss" — mattcom
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"The league of extraordinary Asians" — mattcom
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"OI! (punches Mike) Ow!" — shoeshine
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"Hot springs, hot things, hot flings." — Paul McConachy
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"Hello! I see you've got a nose thing." — mattcom
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"Are you gonna wear clothes?" — jimbobaleena
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"You've gotta jump into the shop, take a pee and hop out again." — mattcom
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"Paul: You're drinking from my personal drink bottle. Matt: I know, that's cause I'm your personal friend!" — mattcom
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"Love is for every time of the night." — Daniel Eggink
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"I'm not bisexual I'm bilingual." — shoeshine
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