"I'm gonna see if any hot chicks want lunch. I hear they eat" — Nick Dawbin
"I think that's the first time I've ever spent five hours in a bath tub" — Nick Dawbin
"Josh: We've got a formula for burger satisfaction Mono! Mono: YEAH!!!!" — Daniel Eggink
"You've got to open the door to see if it's closed" — Daniel Eggink
On putting a V8 in a Prius: "Well it wouldn't be a Prius anymore, would it? It'd be a Previous." — Daniel Eggink