"Do you want a fingerless glove? I'd be happy to relinquish one" — Kirsten Meyer
(Over dinner) "did you know that some people take methamphetamine anally? — Kirsten Meyer
"you mean making soup starting with just pea peas?" — Kirsten Meyer
(talking about the space inside one of the bench seats in our dining room) "You could put babies in there." — Kirsten Meyer