"Josh: How do people make money these days? Shoesies: Same way they've always made money: Guns and banks." — shoeshine
"Josh: Jono's the man, I hope he gets in as mayor again. Shoesies: What, so he's not on the worship team again?" — shoeshine
"(About MJ accidentally inventing the moonwalk): I was just trying to walk forwards!!!" — shoeshine