Pek Yi: "It looks better on me than it does on Ruth. It doesn't suit her." Josiah: "Isn't that why they have mirrors in stores?" Ruth: "It was given to me!" — Jose
qwandor(Andrew is pointing a laser through dust particles.) "Is that what electricity looks like? ... I don't know, I don't do science." — Peter
"Just remember, age isn't necessarily wisdom — because a lot of old people are senile." — Jose
Peter: "Are you actually blonde?" Ruth: "I've got blonde roots." Peter: "Oh, so your grandparents were blonde?" — Peter
Janice: "Yeah, movies are cheaper in Malaysia..." Josiah: "That's 'cause you guys have slave labour over there." — Jose