"I haven't brushed my teeth in like 2 and a half days. I'll have to shave them before I brush them." — Peter
"You know you can't levitate with two broken legs." — James Duxfield
Elaine: "Do you know what a pinafore is?" Peter: "It's like a tea-towel." ... Josiah: "Do you mean an apron? ... It must be something to do with Peter's head." — Peter
(Talking about Pete being shaved at SLC) "Oh yeah, coz girls don't know what it's like to shave your face." — Peter