"If they're rich enough to buy a mac, why are they still orphans?" — Comradepara
"and right now I really have to dash, currently I am inside a mental hospital. ... Repairing their computer." — Comradepara
"I used to wear budgie-smugglers every day. It took me until I was 16 to work out that that was not what people normally wear to the beach." — Carlton Downey