"It would be good if there were a website where you could enter your girlfriend's birthday and address, and it would deal with presents and everything. I would be willing to pay $10 a year for that. Birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day..." — Kyle Chard
"Quick, someone give me the smallest prime number less than the max integer size!" — Carlton Downey
(talking about the space inside one of the bench seats in our dining room) "You could put babies in there." — Kirsten Meyer