"The llama is a cross between a donkey and a sheep. Can you see the resemblance?" — tommo39
tommo39"And then Osama Bin Laden, he was over here. And he got the sheep to attack George Bush." — tommo39
"you see, this is the only place in the world where people build a wall using a recreational swimming pool" — tommo39
Josh: "So Shoeshine, what do you think of Gisborne?"
Paul: "Hey, what do you think of this?" (camera turns to Paul's creation)
Shoeshine: "Hey, back to me! I'm important!" — shoeshine
"Ah, now you see, Blaketopia is actually just the republicisized international local version of... South Africa" — tommo39