"If the world was made of chocolate you could eat the broken chair...ew but it will have heaps of fart particles in it. And if you sat on it you would warm it up and make a bum mold." — Lisa Bevan

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"Labour day is not even a day, is it?" — Hayden Simmonds

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"Is the internet faster if you plug it in?" — Grace Kim

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[Gets her finger stuck in tweezer handle] "Oh come on!" — Hannah Gloyne

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"Hello, where did you come from?" - to the hotwater bottle [unborn child] she was sitting on - "unexpected pregnancy." — Lisa Bevan

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