Tommo: "I'm looking at the man in the mirror" shoeshine: "Except she's a woman" — shoeshine

4 comments. Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Saturday 21 November 2009 at 02:30 am UTC in Misc.

"Naomi: You're Dumbo the elephant Josh: Your Mum's a... oh wait, she's my Mum too." — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 21 November 2009 at 12:52 am UTC in Misc.

"I'm gonna see if any hot chicks want lunch. I hear they eat" — Nick Dawbin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Friday 20 November 2009 at 12:21 am UTC in 2KP.

"I think that's the first time I've ever spent five hours in a bath tub" — Nick Dawbin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Tuesday 17 November 2009 at 01:52 pm UTC in 2KP.

"We should all get girlfriends next year I'm now tempted to quote that but then that would kinda give the game away to all the girls who read it" — tommo39

4 comments. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Monday 16 November 2009 at 10:38 am UTC in Facebook.

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