[to Hayden] "Do you want wedgies? I mean wedges!!" — Lisa Bevan
[to Lisa] "You should put this on to see how revealing it is." — Hayden Simmonds
Hayden: [as he is applying his chapstick] "I get dry lips." MJ: "You could get someone to moisten your lips for you." — Matthew
[of her toastie filled with baked beans] "It's squeezing out the back door." — Lisa Bevan
"You can teach a fish to swim, but you can't eat the fish." [Wise sayings from Hayden] — Hayden Simmonds