"Our flat drinks alot of alcohol!"
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "I'm normal. Very normal. Normal normal."
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "So Peter, my flatmate, he's a guy."
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "I enjoyed being brainwashed by you."
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "I wanted something warm and hot."
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "Can I be Josh?"
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "I don't like odd fellows."
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    Trying to summarise the main point of John 9: "So, Jesus is, like... the ultimate everything..."
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "This is how we accumulate junk. We have junk, and it accumulates."
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "How can you look at a rose and see eyebrows?"
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "I love your nice big mugs!"
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "I'm actually quite violent around the kitchen"
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "Yeah some people sound really weird over the phone... except the ones who don't"
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "You don't need to be alive, you're going to sleep."
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "I'm gonna go to sleep first then I'm gonna go to bed."
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "You can eat me if you want."
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "Yes but you (Josh) do it in an annoying way whereas you (Kirsten) do it in an intelligent way."
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "I am going to have a life this year."
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "I just realized that if I die tomorrow, no one would know... and I wouldn't be able to tell you!"
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "I have too many friends."
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "My father wants to be my relative."
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "Ok, enough gossiping... actually we can keep gossiping. "
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "We're like an old married couple, the four of us."
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "I like boys. ...Well I do!"
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "If I had a friend... not that I do, but if I did..."
    
    
    — Mel
    
  
  
  
    
    "I really can't imagine a mini Ben. He's just so... big."
    
    
    — Mel