"Our flat drinks alot of alcohol!"
— Mel
"I'm normal. Very normal. Normal normal."
— Mel
"So Peter, my flatmate, he's a guy."
— Mel
"I enjoyed being brainwashed by you."
— Mel
"I wanted something warm and hot."
— Mel
"Can I be Josh?"
— Mel
"I don't like odd fellows."
— Mel
Trying to summarise the main point of John 9: "So, Jesus is, like... the ultimate everything..."
— Mel
"This is how we accumulate junk. We have junk, and it accumulates."
— Mel
"How can you look at a rose and see eyebrows?"
— Mel
"I love your nice big mugs!"
— Mel
"I'm actually quite violent around the kitchen"
— Mel
"Yeah some people sound really weird over the phone... except the ones who don't"
— Mel
"You don't need to be alive, you're going to sleep."
— Mel
"I'm gonna go to sleep first then I'm gonna go to bed."
— Mel
"You can eat me if you want."
— Mel
"Yes but you (Josh) do it in an annoying way whereas you (Kirsten) do it in an intelligent way."
— Mel
"I am going to have a life this year."
— Mel
"I just realized that if I die tomorrow, no one would know... and I wouldn't be able to tell you!"
— Mel
"I have too many friends."
— Mel
"My father wants to be my relative."
— Mel
"Ok, enough gossiping... actually we can keep gossiping. "
— Mel
"We're like an old married couple, the four of us."
— Mel
"I like boys. ...Well I do!"
— Mel
"If I had a friend... not that I do, but if I did..."
— Mel
"I really can't imagine a mini Ben. He's just so... big."
— Mel