(Spontaneously made up a song for MJ, to the tune of "Dude looks like a lady") sings "Do it on the table." — Lisa Bevan
jimbobaleena"What's that big light in the sky? Ah, it's the moon!" — Lisa Bevan
(to Joey) "You can't do an autopsy on yourself - he could be dead - he could have a dead soul." — Lisa Bevan
Joey to Lisa: "That's some nice glasses." Hayden: "What! - just take away the g & the l." Lisa: "What - gases?" — Lisa Bevan
(in regards to a headlamp) "It's like a G-string on your head!" — Lisa Bevan
Joey: "The sign language guy got 18,000 hits on facebook." Lisa: "What does he do?" — Lisa Bevan
Hayden [to Joey]: "Does your button work?" Lisa heard: Does your butt work?" — Lisa Bevan
TVNZ: "This is a bag of carrots! It is not an insignificant bag of carrots....!" — Lisa Bevan
"Ohh Grace is straight out, that's not a chinese thing...[Grace is korean]" — Lisa Bevan
[to Joey] "Hey we should do naughty things in Hayden's room & take photos of them, and then show them to Hayden." — Lisa Bevan
Lisa: "Technology is like sheep." [later, when quoted by Joey] Daniel: "Techno Jesus likes sheep." — Lisa Bevan
[to Hayden] "Do you want wedgies? I mean wedges!!" — Lisa Bevan
[of her toastie filled with baked beans] "It's squeezing out the back door." — Lisa Bevan
Lisa: "I think Daniel's got too much on his boat." Hayden: "I think you mean too much on his plate." — Lisa Bevan
Lisa: "I can't sleep without Rikki..." Hayden: "What!" Lisa: "I said I can't sleep without Rikki...[tick tock tick tock] Ahhhh woops, that's not what I meant." — Lisa Bevan
"We should move the TV in that corner, except you would get the glare from the sun at night." — Lisa Bevan
"I'm going to get someone to write my bibliography." — Lisa Bevan
Joey: "Party like it's 1889." Lisa: "What! When I was born!" [seconds later after realising her mistake] Lisa: "I thought you said 1989, so I could party like a foetus." — Lisa Bevan
[Daniel walks purposefully down the drive] MJ: "Look, Daniel's going to kill someone." Lisa: "What, really?" — Lisa Bevan
"Hayden, you've gotta turn that fence into a brick." — Lisa Bevan
Hayden: "Hey we should make a story based on words." Lisa: "Whoop, whoop, etc." — Lisa Bevan
"I saw it on the brochure, I saw it on facebook, and I saw it in the email and I was like, uh-oh that is so not happening." — Lisa Bevan
[Lisa and Hayden watching Evan Almighty on TV. As the animals were walking two by two onto the ark in anticipation of the flood] "What about the fish?" — Lisa Bevan
"Wouldn't it be great to be a bird right now. Cause right now they're be thinking hmm worms." — Lisa Bevan
[In regards to ecoli] Hannah: "I take a piece of you with me everywhere I go." Lisa: "And I leave a piece of you behind every time I go." — Lisa Bevan
"If the world was made of chocolate you could eat the broken chair...ew but it will have heaps of fart particles in it. And if you sat on it you would warm it up and make a bum mold." — Lisa Bevan
"Hello, where did you come from?" - to the hotwater bottle [unborn child] she was sitting on - "unexpected pregnancy." — Lisa Bevan
Proactive Solution Advert: "Are you frustrated with your face?" — Lisa Bevan
Hannah: "How do you pronounce this?" Lisa: "What, bumcatcher?" — Lisa Bevan
"We need 2 people to hold this turd. We make a good turd together Hannah, well, Stephanie's always told me I'm a bum." — Lisa Bevan
"We could eat it on paper towels, then we'll end up eating it with bits of paper in it, then we'll just end up eating our hands." — Lisa Bevan
[Gloyne lost her phone, Lisa's txt to it once she found it] "We found ur fone, i hav it at the mo." — Lisa Bevan
"Hey we can make small omlettes and call them omlETTES." — Lisa Bevan
[in regards to small biscuits] "Hey! We can call them biskettes!" — Lisa Bevan
Gloynage: "Hannah gave me her glasses to chop the onions with." Lisa: "How did you chop the onions with the glasses?" — Lisa Bevan
Murph: "How often does the moon occur?" Lisa: "Once a month." — Lisa Bevan