"I smelt armpit." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Tuesday 01 May 2012 at 08:05 am UTC in Palmy Peeps.

"Just tell them you have explosive diarrhoea. They won't want you to come in to work incase you spread it round. It's the same with projectile vomiting." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 28 April 2012 at 07:59 am UTC in Palmy Peeps.

"Michael, Im not too shabby, am I?" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarLady Jo on Friday 27 April 2012 at 04:51 am UTC in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

Looks at watch, "OH!! Oh yea, i forgot to put my clock back." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Thursday 26 April 2012 at 10:26 am UTC in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"I was talking to a french guy, he was a bit weird." — alanchimws

4 comments. Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Thursday 26 April 2012 at 08:20 am UTC in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"Someone tried to grope me the other day." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 21 April 2012 at 08:59 am UTC in Palmy Peeps.

"I have rocks, can I build a hotel?" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Thursday 29 March 2012 at 09:43 pm UTC in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"I don't get affected by peoples words cos i've got the ego of a peacock." — alanchimws

1 comment. Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Sunday 25 March 2012 at 12:20 am UTC in Palmy Peeps.

"Oh no! The dog just farted, in my face!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 14 January 2012 at 09:50 am UTC in Palmy Peeps.

"I don't know much about cars. I just use it to get from point 1 to point B." — alanchimws

1 comment. Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 14 January 2012 at 09:49 am UTC in Palmy Peeps.

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