"I can't come to lunch today, i'll be busy ironing my shirts for tomoro." — alanchimws
To me: "Remember those balls we used to play with?" — alanchimws
"Speaking about living for free, my mate and I were talking about living for free!" — alanchimws
Michelle - "Go on the grass!" Nyasha - "No I don't do grass no more." — alanchimws
"I'll let Michael read it cos I like the sound of his voice." — alanchimws
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"No more buying guitars." (Nek Minnit, in Rockshop...) "Guitars guitars guitars...whatever I do, stays in here." — alanchimws
"Arrgh! Gotta clean these germs from my nostrils!" — alanchimws
"Oh, i thought we were going to FREYBERG to start a fire!" — alanchimws
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Nyasha - "Do you know what Steve Jobs said about people say they can multitask?" Jo - "They're lying?" Nyasha - "Yes, and they are liars." — alanchimws
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At end of Avengers movie: Me - "Who was that red guy at the end??" Nyasha - "Piccolo." — alanchimws
"Just tell them you have explosive diarrhoea. They won't want you to come in to work incase you spread it round. It's the same with projectile vomiting." — alanchimws
"Michael, Im not too shabby, am I?" — alanchimws
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Looks at watch, "OH!! Oh yea, i forgot to put my clock back." — alanchimws
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"I was talking to a french guy, he was a bit weird." — alanchimws
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"I have rocks, can I build a hotel?" — alanchimws
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"I don't get affected by peoples words cos i've got the ego of a peacock." — alanchimws
"Oh no! The dog just farted, in my face!" — alanchimws
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"I don't know much about cars. I just use it to get from point 1 to point B." — alanchimws
"Did you see Desperate Housewives last night? It was quite touching." — alanchimws
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"It's a pity New Zealand doesn't have malaria..." — alanchimws
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"We had a cat living in our house and we didn't even know!" — alanchimws
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"Oh my goodness! I just got child-locked out of your microwave!" — alanchimws
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"Ive developed an addiction to donuts. I should have been a cop." — alanchimws
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Michael - "What's that smell?" Nyasha - "Armpit." — alanchimws
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