"I wouldn't really have a problem with licking the toilet seat." — Kirsten Meyer
"I get invigorated by people when I'm leaving them." — Kirsten Meyer
"You can cook yourself in the microwave first." — Kirsten Meyer
"I'm not serious. I'm being sarcastic. I'm not joking." — qwandor
"Sarah I love you and I want to have your ba- wait, that doesn't quite work, does it?" — Richard