"Did you know that my hate language is when you talk?" — Man Joe
Lady Joe "Man, it would be really bad for my self-esteem if I killed us with these rissoles." Man Joe "What, death?" — Lady Jo
Lady Jo "Right! After lunch we're going to try on my bridesmaids dress." Man Joe "Ok, but don't get angry if my legs look better then yours in it." — Lady Jo
Manaka "Thank God I'm not going to have to put up with you having sex!" Jo "Yes, you can thank God for that." — Mani
"Aww, we could get a tadpole for 99cents! I love a good bargin!" — Lady Jo
To Jo "Pretty much anything on my reject list, you would like" (in reference to NZDating) — Mani