"You should take your cat for a drive...to Ragland." - Craig — Lady Jo
"In Wellington, I'm hot property. In Palmy, I'm just gay" — Man Joe
"if you were my seeing eye dog, I'd be sending you to the pound" — Man Joe
To Lady Jo "You are more attractive to cats then bacon" — Man Joe
I heard a baby cry today & it made my boobs hurt"- Manaka "How do I unhear that? " Joe — Man Joe
"That's it! You're going to get raped! (angry birds)" — Mani
"Ok Manaka, back me up here! Its not weird that I dream of poohing is it?" — Lady Jo
"Did you know that my hate language is when you talk?" — Man Joe
Lady Joe "Man, it would be really bad for my self-esteem if I killed us with these rissoles." Man Joe "What, death?" — Lady Jo
Lady Jo "Right! After lunch we're going to try on my bridesmaids dress." Man Joe "Ok, but don't get angry if my legs look better then yours in it." — Lady Jo
Manaka "Thank God I'm not going to have to put up with you having sex!" Jo "Yes, you can thank God for that." — Mani
"Aww, we could get a tadpole for 99cents! I love a good bargin!" — Lady Jo
To Jo "Pretty much anything on my reject list, you would like" (in reference to NZDating) — Mani
"I want to go there & see what they do! (in reference to Memorial Park & its notorious reputation)" — Lady Jo
"I don't like emo-boys. Find me a goth-baby" (instructions for Jo on what to look for in a future boyfriend) — Mani
Jo "oh wow! Is that a boy or a girl?" Manaka "I dunno" (in reference to a picture posted on Jo's facebook page) — Lady Jo
"This is going to be a gem of a book. A top seller. Bigger then the Bible" — Lady Jo
Jo "I could have been a mob wife" Joe "you still can be? — Lady Jo
Jo - "Who will fetch me some water?" Nathan Ram "I will when I clean my mushroom" — Lady Jo
"BOOM! Die bastards! I'm playing Auschwitz. (stunned silence) I mean, angry birds!" — Mani
"I quite like this boy. Not so much the way his face looks" — Lady Jo
to Robbie "What do you think about most? Food or girls?" Robbie - "Probably about the same actually" — Mani
"I have a thing for tattooed boys" - Manaka Robbie - "just tattoo the ones I give you" — Mani
Jo "James, I just need to say one thing. I got a new toenail today." James "What? Like in the post?" Jo "No, I got it at the beauty therapists. Well, I got most of it today, I get the rest of in in three weeks time." James "Is it on layby?" — Mani
to Robbie (Manaka) "I'm cleaning up your facebook page; ignore all those requests from God" — Mani