"Yomcat: So what did you learn about? Ben: About a lonely guy in jail. (Paul)" — yomcat
"I’m not really interested in your satanic message at the moment, maybe later." — Evan Dawber
"I’ve never been to a SLC where I’ve been offered cheese." — Val Goold
"I’d do it myself, but I’m not that way inclined." — Evan Dawber