Andrew, reading a sign at the Auckland Domain: "Lovers' walk, to duck pond" Simon: "That is a rather suggestive sign." Hannah: "Ducks just poo everywhere." Andrew: "So do babies." — qwandor
"I don’t like the word challenge, I prefer the tern heavily encourage." — James Allaway
"What going on in Wellington though, you’re all single. Even: We’re not dodgy." — Annabe Van Den Berg
"Gods not from Dunedin, and he will get over it." — Mark Grace
"Even: Was it a dodgy joke? Lauren: No. Even: I don’t get it then." — Evan Dawber
"Lauran: Like making babies. Even: That’s not productive." — Evan Dawber
"Lauran: Are you a communist or a Christian? Rachel: Well I tend to sit on the fence." — Lauren Crosland
"What? Did Nathan ask Jasmine to marry him?" — Annabe Van Den Berg
"Nathan and Yomcat would make a good couple (I remember it being “should get together sometime...)" — Nigel Pollock
"Do you want babies? I want babies! We should get together sometime and....." — Natalie
"Nigel: I thought if you were good you got a girlfriend and a car. How came I ended up in prison? Mark Grace: The Girlfriend." — Nigel Pollock
"How many incrimination photos of me do you need?" — Karen Lau
"Yomcat: So what did you learn about? Ben: About a lonely guy in jail. (Paul)" — yomcat
"I’m not really interested in your satanic message at the moment, maybe later." — Evan Dawber
"I’ve never been to a SLC where I’ve been offered cheese." — Val Goold
"I’d do it myself, but I’m not that way inclined." — Evan Dawber