"Simon: There was a very pregnant pause Tim: does that mean there was another pause? Simon: a menopause?" — simon_w
"Tim: Can I have a go? Simon: at what? Tim: Stroking your ...thing" — Timit
"Without biology you'll be screwed. No, wait. Without biology you wouldn't be..." — Timit
"Jesus was like this (extends arms)... and dripping" — Rebecca
Trying to summarise the main point of John 9: "So, Jesus is, like... the ultimate everything..." — Mel
"There's a fine line between teaching and just being an ass." — Phil Luey
(misheard as saying) "We're all asian right now." — Hannah Gao
"i actually find the concept of having someome to care for you and be with you forever quite comforting. Like a second Jesus." — Nick Dawbin
"o yea yes, i think, i hope, maybe not, probably not, no" — Nick Dawbin
"I really can't imagine a mini Ben. He's just so... big." — Mel