"...trolling public transport with my arse..." — Chris Andreae
"I'm not sure what it's called when you upset people by making an offensive smell." — Chris Andreae
"I was going to say that I had a different sort of Sharpie in my pocket, but actually I left it at home." — Donald Gordon
"If we were going to just stick to the letter of the law, we should do it everywhere, and do a proper half-arsed job." — Chris Andreae
Donald: "I have a new device for Chris James to port to." Chris: "Your pants?" — Chris Andreae
Sam: "So you're hangry then." Chris: "Hangry?" Sam: "Hungry and angry." — thesquib