"he was the 1st Doctor who told me it wasn't in my head. My intestines have never BEEN in my head" — Lady Jo
Jo "James, I just need to say one thing. I got a new toenail today." James "What? Like in the post?" Jo "No, I got it at the beauty therapists. Well, I got most of it today, I get the rest of in in three weeks time." James "Is it on layby?" — Mani
to Robbie (Manaka) "I'm cleaning up your facebook page; ignore all those requests from God" — Mani
Looks at watch, "OH!! Oh yea, i forgot to put my clock back." — alanchimws
"I was talking to a french guy, he was a bit weird." — alanchimws