"Just tell them you have explosive diarrhoea. They won't want you to come in to work incase you spread it round. It's the same with projectile vomiting." — alanchimws
"You should take your cat for a drive...to Ragland." - Craig — Lady Jo
"That's how he greets you, he hugs you from behind." — jimbobaleena
Priyanthi - "Who's having fun?" Indran - (quietly) "Yay..." — indranmyl