(holding up one of the Kings of Orient figurines) Josh: "And then this person over here... who the heck is that?"
Paul: "It looks like a gorilla" — Paul McConachy
(holding up a baby Jesus figurine) "This is Michael. And he's a... he's a pig" — tommo39
Josh: "I think that Shoeshine's pretty good looking" Paul: "hahahahaha" Shoeshine: "Thanks for the vote of confidence Paul" — Paul McConachy
"...trolling public transport with my arse..." — Chris Andreae