"You can't do some things to machines that you can do to people." — Comradepara
"I don't have too many viruses because I don't use Windows that often." — Comradepara
"If they're rich enough to buy a mac, why are they still orphans?" — Comradepara
"and right now I really have to dash, currently I am inside a mental hospital. ... Repairing their computer." — Comradepara
"It's like a violin case, except it's a coat hanger" — Comradepara