"It was the carrot with the spatula in the kitchen killing the salad." — Richard
"I had Silly time with Stevie at the Supermarket." — Richard
"Caryn: What, so you think we should get rid of all drugs? Richard: Well, maybe not ALL drugs..." — Richard
"Then there's the people who embody the crazy cow game... you think you've got them all figured out but nooo... the red head goes with the green body." — Richard
"Girls who work at the bakery are better than girls who work at the deli." — Richard
"Sarah I love you and I want to have your ba- wait, that doesn't quite work, does it?" — Richard